dale got married last night...the poor bastard...it was ok...the church was hot...they forgot to run the ac all day and didn't turn it on until people started showing up...and that didn't work out too well...so all of us groomsmen stood up there sweating in the lights trying not to fidget in those itchy rental tuxes...fun...

forgot to get stuff to vandalize the newlywed's get-away vehicle...(good job gary! you need a "how to be the best man for dummies" book)...i sent nikki and ashlee out while we were doing the photo thing...they couldn't find window chalk so they got shoe polish instead..hope that's water soluable...if not i guess we're buying marley new windows!...

the guy singing as people were coming in was horrible...the pastor kept losing his place and saying "uhh" or pausing...i hope they didn't pay him...and they paid a lot for those candles to leave them u there unlit or the whole ceremony...

i suppose it could have been worse...i could have been a catholic wedding and we'd still be there...instead it was southern baptist and we got a sermon instead about somthing comletely unrelated to marriage, but he tried to tie it in anyway....i'm glad my grand father is an ordained minister, i hope he doesn't pass away before i get around to the marriage step...at least his jokes are funny, kinda...